(((HUGS YOU ALL WHILE STILL WEEPING)))
GUYS I’VE LOST IT
CAN’T STOP CRYING
HELP I AM IN A STATE OF SHOCK
I AM NOT OKAY.
WE NEED YOU.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
HUNTERS ARE DOWN.
WE NEED WHISKEY.
Happy unbirthday everyone!
i-live-for-glitter-not-youMe: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.
Well done society.
208,261 that is horrific.
Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s so subtle no one else notices it still fucking counts.218,770
(Source: nickastig.me, via fckinshitup)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence